Gary's Quips

Gary in the news

If you compare the working environment of your average computer user to that of your average car driver:


The computer user:


The computer user:

 

It's not that software people are hard to talk to, it's that they have insufficient tolerance for the total bullshit that most people pass off as information.

 

A casual glance at what we watch on TV should be enough to convice anybody that we have no business spreading our way of life around the world.

 

I think we, as a Nation, would be greatly served, if I got to pick 20 or 30 people for summary execution.  I could certainly weed out some of the more flagrant miscreants and I am sure it would be a deterent to the rest.

 

If someone defecated on Jerry Falwell, I would have to say, "turnabout is fair play".

 

Talk radio is mental midget masturbation.

 

The easiest way to analize our foreign policy is,

if Canada agrees with us, it's probably good policy.

 

Marriage - The club of men who sleep with one eye open

 

When the performance of one's duties alleviates the pain and suffering of others, it's a wonderful thing!
When this performance includes enlightened practice, it is a wonderful and marvelous thing!
When you add tenderness and compassion, it's wonderful, marvelous and often times, a miraculous thing!