Carpe Diem:
Seize the day
Carpe Noctum:
Seize the night
Carpin Denium:
There's a fish in my pants
Carpe ovum:
Seize the egg
Cave Canem:
Beware of the dog
Nunc Tutus Exitus Computarus:
It is now safe to turn off your computer
Vini, Vidi, Velcro:
I came, I saw, I stuck around
Veni, vidi, Pesci
I came, I saw, I moidered da bum
Veni, vidi, visa
I came, I saw, I shopped
Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum
A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur:
Anything is more impressive if you say it in Latin
Expectate litteras meas:
You'll get mail
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
Garbage in, garbage out
Domino vobiscum
The pizza guy is here
Auda similarum ad seattles
They all sound just like Pearl Jam
Sharpei diem
Seize the wrinkled dog
Nucleo predicus dispella conducticus
Remove foil before microwaving
Il guyus nissanem iste ickye
That Nissan guy gives me the creeps
Bodicus mutilatimus, unemploymi ad infinitum
Better take the nose ring out before the job interview
Motorolus interruptus
Hold on, I'm going into a tunnel
Revelare Pecunia!
Show Me The Money!
Ignoramus microsoftis multa pecunia dat
Yeah, where DO I want to go today?
Sic semper tyrannus
Your dinosaur is ill
No Quid Pro Quo
I'm Sorry, We're All Out of Quid
Cavaeat humanus sic tofu burritus e toga
Beware of the man with a tofu burrito in his toga
Et tu, pluribus unum?
The government just stabbed me in the back!
Semper in excreta sumus solum profundum variat
Always in the shit, it's just the depth that varies
Illegitimo nil carborundum
Don't let the b'stards grind you down
Res ipsa loquitur
Move along. Nothing to see here
From the Life of Brian (via pistonheads)
CENTURION: What's this, then? 'Romanes Eunt Domus'? 'People called Romanes they go the house'?
BRIAN: It-- it says, 'Romans, go home'.
CENTURION: No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on!
BRIAN: Aah!
CENTURION: Come on!
BRIAN: 'R-- Romanus'?
CENTURION: Goes like...?
BRIAN: 'Annus'?
CENTURION: Vocative plural of 'annus' is...?
BRIAN: Eh. 'Anni'?
CENTURION: 'Romani'. 'Eunt'? What is 'eunt'?
BRIAN: 'Go'. Let--
CENTURION: Conjugate the verb 'to go'.
BRIAN: Uh. 'Ire'. Uh, 'eo'. 'Is'. 'It'. 'Imus'. 'Itis'. 'Eunt'.
CENTURION: So 'eunt' is...?
BRIAN: Ah, huh, third person plural, uh, present indicative. Uh, 'they go'.
CENTURION: But 'Romans, go home' is an order, so you must use the...?
BRIAN: The... imperative!
CENTURION: Which is...?
BRIAN: Umm! Oh. Oh. Um, 'i'. 'I'!
CENTURION: How many Romans?
BRIAN: Ah! 'I'-- Plural. Plural. 'Ite'. 'Ite'.
CENTURION: 'Ite'.
BRIAN: Ah. Eh.
CENTURION: 'Domus'?
BRIAN: Eh.
CENTURION: Nominative?
BRIAN: Oh.
CENTURION: 'Go home'? This is motion towards. Isn't it, boy?
BRIAN: Ah. Ah, dative, sir! Ahh! No, not dative! Not the dative, sir! No! Ah! Oh, the... accusative! Accusative! Ah! 'Domum', sir! 'Ad domum'! Ah! Oooh! Ah!
CENTURION: Except that 'domus' takes the...?
BRIAN: The locative, sir!
CENTURION: Which is...?!
BRIAN: 'Domum'.
CENTURION: 'Domum'.
BRIAN: Aaah! Ah.
CENTURION: 'Um'. Understand?
BRIAN: Yes, sir.
CENTURION: Now, write it out a hundred times.
BRIAN: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
CENTURION: Hail Caesar. If it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
BRIAN: Oh, thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar and everything, sir!