Error, Error, Error, Something is Wrong!

Even though there is a 50% chance that You're the problem,
do not assume the possibility that something you did might have contributed to this.

That will be $20.00.  It has already been deducted from your account.

We probably don't want to hear about this, but, if you want to make a fool of yourself,
please forward your half assed description of WTF happened and $200 to:

        1 It Works For Me
        DILLIGAF
        Boston, MA. 02129

I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are not my fault.